Daniel King

It occurs to me that I don’t know anyone who has their face on a billboard. Perhaps I need to do something about that. I could get a PSA billboard done for free. Maybe I’ll tell my friend Justin that having his face on a billboard will help him get girls or something.

Should the end of the world (or some facsimile thereof) not occur, here are seven predictions for 2007:

1. There will be more great movies this year. (In my experience, odd-numbered years always have more great movies.)
2. Terrorism will be underreported in the media.
3. The Democrats will stop playing nice when they realize that playing nicely with President Bush makes him look good.
4. Most new commercial music will continue to suck. The new U2 album may give hope, but will they try too hard?
5. The next (and assumedly last) Harry Potter book will be delayed until at least 2008. (Update: Release date is July 2007 - the first to fall.)
6. No lifeforms smarter than humans will invade from outer space.
7. I will be correct on at least 6 out of 7 of these predictions.

What? Too short? If I stretch too much what chance do I have of being right? (This isn’t meant to be prophecy, just fun.)

“I never apologize, Lisa. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am”